Cobretti

Like a diamond in a goat's ass, Cobretti shines like a starlit San Francisco night spent in the gutter. No longer being able to stomach the thought of a "scene" without their magical presence, Cobretti was formed in the fall of ' 05, much to the relief of hipsters everywhere. Bringing together an almost obscene amount of musical experience from all points of rock n' roll, these fellers aren't afraid to get it in your eyes, ears, nose and throat. I mean let's face it, without the smoking dual guitars of Mike and Rob trading off licks and leads, where will the kids turn for advice? Maybe hard drugs; maybe emo or maybe even worse. I don't even want to imagine a landscape void of Mr. Whitfield's enchanting and virile godlike vocals - I simply refuse. As for Tim and Brandon, the most dangerous rhythm section in rock n' roll, who's gonna make their ears bleed and hearts explode? Are you? I sincerely fuckin' doubt it. Young enough to date your sister, but old enough to know better, these boys will be turning up like a bad penny at your local bar, grill or stadium in the near future. Just keep your horns up, your head down and your ass outta our way... So just sit back, relax, and listen to a few of the epic tales available on this website. And please, do yourself a favor, stop touching yourself long enough to join the Cobretti task force. Do it for yourself, do it for your country, do it for the kids. But, whatever you do......please do not hate. That's our job.